tikidistractions:

mulletwing:

pardonmewhileipanic:

proudoftheworst:

fuckyehandrewyeh:

nimblenomad:

I’m posting this gif almost entirely because of this mans untuck…

dbz landing.

for a while i thought this was just reversed, but then i realised that you can’t reverse the landing.. WHAT THE FUCK. How you do that son?!

i can barely get out of bed without tripping
and then there’s this asshole

This is some graceful, superhero shit right here. 

Hi yes I would like to report a lost super hero.

liketheesun:

thetallblacknerd:

tarynel:

thetallblacknerd:

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first

This turned me on

I need to like add this permanently to my blog, shit is too relevant

i love this

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rachelkmademedothis:

Trust me now. You were stronger then, before you gave into despair— traded your pride in for shame. From the passenger seat you’ll look out in fear
, but there’s no one to confide in.

Can’t get Somos out of my head send help please

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Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."
I just wanted to be enough. 6 word story (via insanity-and-vanity)

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viisionaire:

Pounds.
There’s 7 of him

tupacabra:

terrakion:

tupacabra:

my dad never let me borrow his fergie cd because she was lookin sexy on the cover and he didn’t want me to what? masturbate to it? well little did he know that that exact action was what turned me gay. should’ve lent me that cd, dad

i thought you were gay because your mom used to play you cher songs while you were still in the womb

i make posts up all the time i have no idea who my real parents are

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